wongbal:

o-kurwa:

oh my god and it’s a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

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calamity-unlocked:

were–ralph:

Sometimes twitter be hitting

This is even funnier with context attached

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midiport:

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punkryuki:

punkitt-is-here:

this duck LOVES pink drink

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escuerzoresucitado:

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nettosan:

backsack:

cipheramnesia:

allergydyke:

in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I’ll reblog that

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tcm464:

psych-is-the-name:

official-pinterest:

canlsterofsoda:

sqirtle:

fireflylies:

psych-is-the-name:

were—ralph:

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

TAHW ruoy

yM

flowereW

dneirfyoB

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

YM

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

nolemretaW

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cinna-bunnie:

northwest-cryptid:

bitternest:

bitternest:

chaser:

ALT

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can’t stop us.

LMAOOOO it’s so funny how all tumblr had to do was literally nothing but they fucked it up so bad

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deanturtle:

wizard-email:

arcnoise:

slitherpunk:

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

it’s fucking friday

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